- Your shopping cart gets to the car before you do.
- The person parked next to you in an ’88 Impala forgets his door springs don’t work.
- The ten-year old Evil Canival next door crashes his bike into your shiny new truck.
- The sky opens up and drops frozen golf balls on your vehicle.
- Junior practices his swing with daddy’s new golf club next to the family mini-van.
- Your new convertible is mysteriously backed into.
- Your spouse has no idea where the dent in your SUV came from!
- A garbage can comes out of nowhere and attacks your vehicle.
You don’t need Bada-Ding if:
- An elephant sits on the hood of your car.
- A tree runs into your wife’s Jetta.
- You leave that dent ’till it’s taken over by rust.
- You “test drive” your vehicle into a brick wall.
- You’re too cheap to take care of your car
